i'm not talking about the general education crowd here. no, this dance is for my population of students. those in self-contained autism or intellectual disability programs throughout the county.
this is its third year now, and from what i hear, it's a pretty big deal. one middle school hosts all of us. we jump on a yellow bus, all dolled up, and head over for some pizza, snacks, social skills lessons, and of course, dancing.
i'm not sure i'll be able to sleep tonight thinking about the awesomeness that is to come.
during social skills today, we talked about what it means to get ready for a big event like a dance.
the resounding cry? BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
yes, folks, we're *trying* to emphasize personal hygiene. it's important, is it not?
one of the boys told me that he had 13 rules to get ready for the dance. he proudly stood up and shared his insight with us. i can't remember it all, but here are some highlights:
"number one...brush your teef, comb your hair, wear colognes and dress nice.
number two...respect the ladies.
number four...do 10 push-ups, 5 crunches, 10 more push-ups. you want to be buff. like a ladies man.
number 7...to ask a girl to dance, you put your hand out and say, 'may i have this dance?' and she will say yes."
(at this point, i asked, "but what if she says no?" he held up his finger and replied...)
"number eight...be flexible.
number nine...find a lovebug.
number eleven...use a tissue to wipe your nose. because that's nasty.
number thirteen...do more push-ups."
oh, i am giddy.
